Monday, July 23, 2007

I'm Back...BEE-OTCH!

With the recently announcement of the Emmy’s (and with some gentile reminders from friends) I have come to realize that I neglected my opinion hungry droogies out there. And as one of my heroes Hunter Thompson said…"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

So without further ado, your humble narrator is back and ready, willing, and able to start spewing nonsense into your hearts and minds.

2007 EMMY ABOMINATIONS

I could not be more pissed about this year’s noms (but for those of you who know me, that is pretty much the case every year). And for those of you who have been reading this blog for some time now, you are fully aware of my affinity and unabashed love for the show FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. So when the show only received one nomination yesterday, needless to say, I was pissed.

I think the Academy really got it wrong…case in point, Keifer Sutherland gets a nomination (I love 24…but this past season was so god awful that it doesn’t even deserve to be considered, it should just be forgotten…Jack wasn’t even a bad ass, he was just bad).
If the Academy had any marbles in their head and in their pants the nominations would look something like this…

(In the list below you will see that some of my personal nominations coincide with the Academy’s…I chalk this up to public pressure, because if said/listed nominations didn’t get a nod…then all the Academy’s credibility would’ve be lost. It’s their "cool" factor)

COMEDY SERIES
The Office
30 Rock
Entourage
Extras
The Sarah Silverman Show

DRAMA SERIES
The Wire
Friday Night Lights
House
Rescue Me
The Sopranos

ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Steve Carell – The Office
Rickie Gervais - Extras
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock
Jason Lee – My Name is Earl
Bret Harrison – The Loop

ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Tina Fey – 30 Rock
Jamie Pressly – My Name is Earl
Ashley Jensen – Extras
Jenna Fischer – The Office
Sarah Silverman – The Sarah Silverman Show

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Jeremy Piven – Entourage
Kevin Dillon – Entourage
Rainn Wilson – The Office
Ethan Suplee – My Name is Earl
Stephen Merchant – Extras

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Nadine Velazquez – My Name is Earl
Angela Kinsey – The Office
Mimi Rogers – The Loop
Sarah Chalk - Scrubs
Melora Hardin - The Office

ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Hugh Laurie – House
Denis Leary – Rescue Me
Michael Chiklis – The Shield
Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
James Gandolfini – The Sopranos

ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Edie Falco – The Sopranos
Connie Britton – Friday Night Lights
Elizabeth Mitchell – Lost
Katie Sackoff – Battlestar Galactica
Minnie Driver – The Riches

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Michael Emerson – Lost
Steve Pasquale – Rescue Me
James Callis – Battlestar Galactica
Steven Webber – Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Robert Sean Leonard - House

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Abby Brammell – The Unit
Lisa Edlestein – House
Sarah Paulson – Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Ginnifer Goodwin – Big Love
Chole Sevigny – Big Love

Coming up later this week will be my Summer Movie (so far) Review, and blood will be shed. Oh yes, there will be blood.

Silver out!